SMS'e vir 9 September 2019
SMS'e vir 9 September 2019

SMS'e vir 9 September 2019

"Swapo se keteltjie . . ."
Mandy Rittmann
Soufie, Swapo praat so graag oor hul Swapo-pot. Die Neerlanders praat van hul hekseketeltjies. Kyk mooi, dis ’n heks wat ’n giftige brousel op ’n oop vuur vir haar medehekse en kaders voorberei. Swapo se keteltjie brand tans glo aan. – Pietrossi

Nog geen oumenspensioen ontvang nie. So, die regering weier om die pensioene uit te betaal. Gaan seker vir droogtehulp en as dit gestuur is na die banke, wat maak hulle daarmee? Ek is baie ontevrede, seker ander ook?

Vandag is al 6de . . . En ons old age pensioen wys nog nie vanoggend? Kan Iemand terugvoering gee daaroor?

Hoe verstaan ek min. Kameeta nou? Armoede-uitwissingskonsep se bekendstelling nogal by die Fürstenhof Hotel. Het julle paar select few lekker geëet en gedrink? Wat het dit die regering gekos? Nee man, dis mos ;n vrotsige voorbeeld.

Skaars was daar afskeid geneem van die Gim-kinders of ‘n jongman met ‘n wit hemp aan jaag soos ‘n besetene in Klein-Windhoek se strate met ‘n kragtige swart voertuig (registrasienommer verstrek). En dit met ‘n aanvallige jong dame by hom in die voertuig. Jongman, daardie voertuig gaan onder jou alie uitglip en jy gaan ‘n helse ongeluk veroorsaak waarin onskuldige mense kan sterf. Jy mag ‘n lisensie hê, maar beslis geen bestuursondervinding nie. Nog eenmaal en ek gaan ‘n siviele arrestasie uitvoer en jou pa gaan jou kom borg. Stop jou windgatgeit nou. – Dave Viljoen

Die Windhoek munisipaliteit sê hulle het nie geld nie. Hoe bou hul dan ‘n waterfront?

Sat 7/9/19 12:40 buite Swakopmund Merc N 88313 W. Die dame ry 110 km/h. Ons wil verbysteek. Jy ry vinniger tot 140 km/h. Toe kar van voor af kom, hou jy jou spoed. Skaam jou dat jy so bestuur!

Presidente wat Mugabe prys vir wat hy gedoen het moet ‘n dokter gaan sien.

Rugby Wêreldbekergroep. Enige kommentaar of kritiek is taboe of wat nou Republikein? Dis die indruk wat mens kry. Blackout. (Alle SMS’e word volgens dieselfde reëls vir publikasie oorweeg. Ons publiseer nie persoonlike aanvalle en lasterlike bewerings nie. – Redakteur)

Die weermag se Kalahariwoestyn wys jou net stupidity rules!

SMS in Donderdag se koerant. Iemand wat kan help om grootmense te leer sing. Ek het lekker gelag, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks?

Ek dink julle gaan saam met my stem dat in Rehoboth net korrupsie is. Loop al jare vir hulp vir behuising, al 65 jaar ons hele kantore.

Ek is bly en dankbaar vir die Here dat ek nie meer onder boere werk nie, veral Mariental se boere wat mense wat vir hulle werk se onkunde uitbuit. Staan op vir julle se regte, dis 'n vrye Namibië.

Plaasboere, Stampriet en Aranos, is dit net julle wat in droogte is? Werk met julle se werkers reg. Maak julle hande oop, sodat God julle kan seën met reën en moenie met God speel nie.

Wat is Les Bougard se sukses as afrigter van die Namibiese sewesrugbyspan? Dink dit is tyd vir ’n verandering.

Cimbebasia se honde wat heelnag blaf. Daar is mense wat moet gaan werk!

Baie dankie aan Damien van FNB Swakopmund vir jou vriendelikheid en hulpvaardigheid. Jy is ’n aanwins vir die bank. Dit is voorwaar deesdae ’n plesier om bank toe te gaan met die wete dat so ’n bekwame personeellid altyd bereid is om te help.

Aan Stanford Plaatjies van Bank Windhoek, Grootfontein-tak. Jy is die beste. Altyd behulpsaam en vriendelik. Hoop jou bestuurders sien die SMS. Hou so aan. - Wilfred

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